Tuesday, November 29, 2005

DAYS OF MY LIFE

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

* Work out Barbie for $19.95
* Shopping Barbie for $19.95
* Beach Barbie for $19.95
* Disco Barbie for $19.95
* Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

* Ken's Car,
* Ken's House,
* Ken's Boat,
* Ken's Furniture,
* Ken's Computer and...


* One of Ken's Friends.

Monday, November 28, 2005

SEXPO AUSTRALIA!


Something Leanne sent me.... and she's coming by Singapore next Jan!! yay!! Posted by Picasa

Friday, November 25, 2005

FRENCH AIDS POSTER


Talk about impact...  Posted by Picasa

Silly thing

LAME LAME POWER RANGERS

hahaha... worth a laugh.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Mental Profanity

The most complicated thing with life is that it is just so fucking simple and people just don't get it.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Devil's Bar 12/11/2005


The Result of one (1) bottle of Chivas and many more others.. Posted by Picasa

Monday, November 14, 2005

While I was drafting my affidavit

Your take? Anyone? *grin*


Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.


Try the Test here... Just 5mins *wink*

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Good advice doesn't always come from a sage source -- there's wisdom in youth.

One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when grown men and women are afraid of the light.

Meet Kierkegaard, an undaunted seeker for truth and light

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Times Online 08/11/2005

Talk about specific performance *lol*


As God is his counsel . . .
Case Notes by Gary Slapper



RECOURSE to law by disappointed people is extensive. A Brazilian woman is attempting litigation against her partner for failing to give her orgasms, and a Romanian prisoner is trying to sue God for allowing him to sin.

The 31-year-old woman, from Jundiai, asserts in her case that her 38-year-old partner routinely ended sexual intercourse after he reached an orgasm. The claim has been referred to a judge. As such a ruling requires careful deliberation, there must be hope in Brazil that the judge is not prone, in the phrase of Sir John Mortimer, QC, to premature adjudication. In English law there is no legal matrimonial obligation to provide the satisfaction being sought in Brazil. In the context of claims for marriage nullity, the courts have considered the orgasm but dismissed it as having no legal significance. In a 1952 judgment, elegantly garnished with Latin, the High Court held that the necessary and sufficient conditions of vera copula (true sexual union) were simply erectio and intromissio, which amount to nothing more than the act of intercourse.

Pavel M., the Romanian prisoner suing God, founds his claim in contract. He argues that his baptism was an agreement between him and God under which, in exchange for value such as prayer, God would keep him out of trouble. Lawyers for the prisoner, who is serving 20 years for murder, have reported that they would be unable to subpoena God to appear in the case. Divine appearances have arisen in other court roles. In Ottawa, Canada, a man frequently appearing as a defendant was asked by the judge: “Who is your counsel today. Mr Finnerty?” The reply was: “Your honour, God is me counsel!” Turning to the prosecutor, the judge said: “That is pretty tough competition. Would you like an adjournment so that you might consider retaining outside counsel?”

THE High Court recently ruled that in some circumstances, ignorance of the law can be a defence. Contrary to Section 263(1) of the Companies Act 1985, It’s a Wrap (UK) Ltd had paid a dividend despite having made losses. The court decided that there was no obligation for the recipients to repay the dividend if they had no knowledge, or reasonable grounds for believing, that the payment contravened the law. The old maxim “ignorance of the law is no defence” does, however, have some authority. In 1802, Lord Ellenborough, Chief Justice, said that without the principle, the excuse “would be urged in almost every case”. In 1825, however, Chief Justice Abbott assuaged much anxiety in the legal world by declaring: “God forbid that it should be imagined that an attorney, or a counsel, or even a judge is bound to know all the law.”

THE chief of the Metropolitan Police traffic division was recently reprimanded for permitting his police chauffeur to drive at 82mph in a 40mph zone. Chief Superintendent Les Owen was not travelling to an emergency. The first person in Britain to be fined for speeding was the pioneer of the petrol-engine car, Walter Arnold. On January 27, 1896, when there were 20 cars in Britain, Arnold was driving through Paddock Wood in Kent at 8mph — four times over the 2mph limit imposed by the Locomotive Act 1865 for built-up areas. A police officer having his lunch in a nearby cottage abandoned his meal, donned his helmet and chased the car for several miles on a bicycle. On this occasion the long arm of the law was supplemented by powerful legs. The officer eventually apprehended Arnold, who was later fined one shilling (5p).

The author is Professor of Law, Director of the Centre for Law, The Open University, gary.slapper@thetimes.co.uk

Times Online 01/11/2005

The Bleak House lawyers died out with Dickens — didn't they?
by Richard Harrison
CHARLES DICKENS’s Bleak House famously epitomises the evils caused by long-drawn-out law suits. Last week, in a new series, the BBC revisited the case of Jarndyce v Jarndyce in the High Court of Chancery. But any production will be more than just a period piece. Our present system, with its claims instead of writs, ban on Latin tags and streamlined trial management, is litigation 21st-century style. However, Bleak House still has resonances today.

How would Jarndyce v Jarndyce look in the post-Woolf era? There is at least no fog. The man from Shropshire is in his fields; Miss Flite’s birds are in quarantine and there happens to be a small inheritance dispute among the heirs to the Jarndyce properties after the intestacy of old Mr Jarndyce. But now we have co-operation between parties; the commencement of the proceedings is a scene of rejoicing as the ground is prepared by exchange of information and estimates of costs. The parties ’ lawyers have identified the salient issues and embarked on mediation with a view to an amicable resolution of the matter.

And what of the lawyers? Most eminent of all, Mr Tulkinghorn is, and remains, an omniscient, scheming villain with his fingers in every pie and the secrets of the great hidden within his heart and his filing cabinets. His offices were in Lincoln’s Inn Fields: now, of course, they would more likely be in Mayfair, if he remained a sole practitioner, or in Docklands or Spitalfields if the “magic circle” made a better springboard. He would nevertheless have to cope with extensive internal client relationship management and money-laundering procedures that might inhibit his machinations.

The novel is built on the process of legal document production. Mr Tulkinghorn delegates his requirements to Mr Snagsby, the law stationer, who sub-contracts to the mysterious Nemo. If this process were outsourced in the modern way, digitally to India, the plot would, regrettably, founder.

Mr Kenge, of the firm Kenge & Carboy, is a less-exalted practitioner but one whose flights of orotund discourse bestow on him the soubriquet “Conversation”: “We are a great country, Mr Jarndyce, we are a very great country. This is a great system, Mr Jarndyce, and would you wish a great country to have a little system? Now, really, really!” In the 21st century, of course, he would be extolling the system through BBC News 24 and the Law Society website, becoming what is now called a “media tart”.

Mr Guppy and Mr Weevle are trainee solicitors to be proud of, if the Legal Practice Course and an extensively structured training regime have not crushed their entrepreneurial spirits.

And then there is Mr Vholes, a character who would be recognisable in various guises today: the Holborn hack or the representative of an ambitious regional firm with a recently opened London presence. Vholes is a solicitor appointed to represent the interests of Richard Carstone when Carstone perceives that they might diverge somewhat from those of his guardian, Mr Jarndyce. Vholes is well able to identify the full extent of that conflict and expand the gulf to his own benefit.

Vholes is a Dickensian lawyer who could still be held up as a beacon in our more client-driven times. He represents the Law Society’s vision of client care in all its glory. “Whenever you want me, you will find me here. Summon me anywhere, and I will come. During the long vacation, sir, I shall devote my leisure to studying your interests more and more closely and to making arrangements for moving heaven and earth (including, of course, the Chancellor) after Michaelmas term; and when I ultimately congratulate you, sir,” says Vholes “when I ultimately congratulate you, sir, with all my heart, on your accession to fortune — which, but that I never give hopes, I might say something further about — you will owe me nothing beyond whatever little balance may be then outstanding of the costs as between solicitor and client not included in the taxed costs allowed out of the estate.”

In other words, Vholes exemplifies a number of professional virtues that remain desirable today. He provides complete dedication to advancing the interests of his clients (for a fair remuneration). He identifies the precise areas of conflict that entitle a client to the advantages of his dedicated legal services. He communicates transparent information about prospective costs, including the inevitable shortfall between costs recoverable from the opposition on the standard basis and the amount due between solicitor and client. And he treats the law as a business rather than a profession.

Once you accept the precept that there can never be too much openness between solicitor and client, Vholes is a role model to the profession rather than the dried-up, feline moneygrubber usually portrayed. It is Vholes who appreciates the significance of the last Jarndyce will, albeit he defers to Kenge in the exposition of its contents and, in our speculative update, it will be he who joins with Kenge in producing it at the mediation that eventually resolves the dispute to the satisfaction of all concerned, including the lawyers.

With Jarndyce v Jarndyce out of the way, there are many more cases to manage in and out of Chancery. A great system indeed. But ask any present-day litigant involved in a similar dispute if the days of Jarndyce are truly consigned to history — the answer will depend on whether the legal costs have consumed the estate.

The author is a partner in Laytons

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Something About My Day

Righteous indignation merely hides a guilty conscience. Don't let them judge you.

*ponder*

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